Something strange has been happening across the UK this week. The pitter-patter of humongous feet, the appearance of giant chocolate eggs on farms and the strange, surprised stares of farm animals around the country all added up to one thing: a huge bird-like creature is roaming the lands.
The country has, naturally, gone into panic. Was this a friendly bird? What did it want? And why now? But fear not, concerned citizens – the big bird has finally been located on the roof of the Asda store in Hayes, England. And it turns out it is in fact a GIANT CHOCOLATE HEN.
Celebrity bird experts have already been drawn to the scene to check out this intriguingly delicious phenomenon:
Will it continue to lay eggs? Is it working for the Easter Bunny? Only time will tell.
*Disclaimer: All of the views, news and characters in these articles are entirely made up. Except the gigantic chocolate egg. That’s real.