We all wonder from time to time what our star sign has in store for us each month, but we rarely remember to turn to the stars for the really important questions in life – like can a Capricorn find happiness with a Pepperoni Feast pizza?! Wonder no more, as our pizzastrology is here to answer your burning pizza questions! Whether you’re entertaining a Scorpio tonight or having a quiet Friday night in with a Cancer, we’ve predicted exactly which pizza they’ll want to tuck into, based on their quirky personality traits. And lucky for you, it’s two for £4 in stores and online right now. Who knows, our clever predictions could lead to a very fulfilled year ahead. Full-filled. Geddit? Nevermind – just pass us a slice!
Pisces are imaginative, artistic and passionate, so their pizza toppings should match these qualities
Aries: March 21 - April 19
Aries are creative, spontaneous and love adventure, so give them something spicy – just like their fiery sign! They can also be impatient, so choose a thin and crispy crust so you can serve it up in ultra quick time.
Taurus: April 20 - May 20
A Taurus can be stubborn, refusing to give up until they’ve conquered their meal! They’ve got great stamina and determination to get through anything, so any classic pizza with plenty of meaty toppings will keep them satisfied.
Gemini: May 21 - June 21
Geminis are adaptable and imaginative; one week they might fancy ham and pineapple, the next they might refuse to eat anything but pepperoni, which makes it hard to second guess them! One thing’s for sure though - Gemini is the sign of duality, so two is definitely better than one. Why not go for a double serving in our 2 for £4 offer?
Cancer: June 22 - July 22
Cancers are traditionalists at heart, so you won’t find them straying far from their favourite childhood toppings. Fresh veggies remind them of family meals growing up, so any pizza with a fresh vegetable topping will suit them down to the ground!
Leo: July 23 - August 22
Leos tend to be confident and aren’t afraid to stick out like a sore thumb, so any topping with a bit of bite will match their outgoing nature. They love to divide opinion too, so go for anything with an unusual mix of tastes, such as ham and pineapple, or something with a chilli kick.
Virgo: August 23 - September 22
A Virgo can be hard to please because of their perfectionist nature – so they can be more than a little picky when it comes to their perfect pizza topping too! Why not wow their tastebuds with something spectacular, like a BBQ base or meatball marinara pizza? Get them a smokey stone-baked base and they’ll find it hard to resist!
Libra: September 23 - October 22
Libras are all about balance and stability. They don’t like to be easily surprised, and instead prefer to surround themselves with harmony and beauty. They’re also very diplomatic, so a solid choice like a pepperoni or cheese pizza will hit the spot – just make sure you arrange the toppings with perfect symmetry to score full marks!
Scorpio: October 23 - November 21
Scorpios are deep, complex and intense, and probably know more than anyone else what makes the perfect pizza. They tend to go for pizza experiences or more unusual ingredients. Whatever you do, fix them up with a Deep Dish base to match their soul...
Sagittarius: November 22 - December 21
Sagittarians tend to be fun and playful so a tower of toppings will please them more than anything! Serve them up a meat feast and they’ll be instantly satisfied, even if they can’t finish it!
Capricorn: December 22 - January 19
Capricorns are ambitious and bright, energetic and outgoing, and like nothing more than impressing their friends with their crazy pizza choices. A double meat combo should work a treat then.
Aquarius: January 20 - February 18
Aquarians often enjoy the simple things in life, but can also be sensitive and empathetic, so classic toppings with hidden flavours or layers will suit their personalities. Think classic cheese, onions and sausage.
Pisces: February 19 - March 20
Pisces are imaginative, artistic and passionate, so their pizza toppings should match these qualities. Think bold and exciting flavours combined with classic ingredients and you’re on to a winner!
Do our cosmic pizza predictions match your personality? Let us know in the comments below and don’t forget to head over to Asda to pick up your favourite pizzas at two for £4 while the offer lasts.